Quotes FML

FMuL

Riina: “Today, I reconnected with an old friend. She made me complicit to burning a library and killing several people in the process. FMuL.”

Marcus: “Today, I tried to make friends with a Tremere Pontifex. Instead, I accidentally gave him the idea that I was madly in love with him and that we should rediscover the arcane practice of Roman male on male intercourse. FMuL.”

Riina: “Today, I stood guard outside, never knowing there was a boss fight going on on the other side of the building. The main bad escaped along with all his goons. FMuL.”

Marcus: “Today, my Prince died. FMuL.”

Marcus: “Today, my Secondary Prince got stabbed in the back. FMuL.”

Sinead: “Today I tried to aquire some books by seducing a librarian. Turned out he is a Cappadocian and no longer there. FMuL”

Riina: "Today, I found out the second edition of my minor philosophical work was “amended” by some Tzimisce asshat. The book started a war. FMuL."

Riina: “Today, I was kiddnapped by some weird Tremere and as a result lost my cat. I had him for over a century and a half. FMuL.”

The Otto/Sinead Chain:

(“Today, I found out that the butt-ugly Cappadocian I’d tried to seduce back in the day is now a Nazi. FMuL?”)

(“Today, I found out that the butt-ugly Cappadocian I’d tried to seduce back in the day is now a Nazi and is trying to seduce me. FMuL”)

(“Today, I found out that the butt-ugly Cappadocian I’d tried to seduce back in the day is now a Nazi and is trying to seduce me. For some reason, Marcus is eager to help him. FMuL.”)

(“Today, I found out that the butt-ugly Cappadocian I’d tried to seduce back in the day is now a Nazi and is trying to seduce me. For some reason, Marcus is eager to help him and he convinced Riina we are a perfect match. FMuL.”)

(“Today, I found out that the butt-ugly Cappadocian I’d tried to seduce back in the day is now a Nazi and is trying to seduce me. For some reason, Marcus is eager to help him and he convinced Riina we are a perfect match. She has wrote her fanfiction of Beauty and the Beast to motivate me. FMuL.”)

(“Today, I found out that the butt-ugly Cappadocian I’d tried to seduce back in the day is now a Nazi and is trying to seduce me. For some reason, Marcus is eager to help him and he convinced Riina we are a perfect match. She wrote some fanfiction of Beauty and the Beast to motivate me and it’s just become #1 on the New York Times Bestseller List. FMuL.”)

(“Today, I found out that the butt-ugly Cappadocian I’d tried to seduce back in the day is now a Nazi and is trying to seduce me. For some reason, Marcus is eager to help him and he convinced Riina we are a perfect match. She wrote some fanfiction of Beauty and the Beast to motivate me and it’s just become #1 on the New York Times Bestseller List. My Sire has wrote a play based on it, Lydia wants to stage it and invited me to play female protagonist. FMuL.”)

Quotes FML

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