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“Marcus: Hello comrades! I wrote us a song to make the journey more pleasant!

Old Tzimisce had a fort, EIEIO,
and in that fort he had a hound, EIEIO
With a woof woof here and slash slash there,
Here a woof, there a slash, everywhere a blood bath,
Old Tzimisce had a fort, EIEIO

Old Tzimisce had a fort, EIEIO,
and in that fort he had a ghoul, EIEIO
With an ouch ouch here and bone crack there,
Here an ouch, there an ouch, everywhere a blood bath…
Old Tzimisce had a fort, EIEIO

Joachim: Old Tzimisce had a fort, EIEIO,
and in that fort he had a chair, EIEIO
With an green eye here and finger nail there,
Here an eye, there a nail, everywhere a blood bath,
Old Tzimisce had a fort, EIEIO…"

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“Blood is red,
morality’s grey,
I love you Marcus,
now do what I say.”

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A Lovesong for Lotharius

My love for you is quite precarious,
Oh, my Secondary Prince Lotharius!

My love for you pierces me
like a cursed dagger.
The great library of my mind is melting
from your captivating stare.
When I see you, my body is on fire
and this arcane passion devours me whole.
I weep though, because
the doors to your heart are impregnable,
like a solid piece of wood.

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Father Albert: …and this ​points to the ceiling​ is brother Marcus.
Riina: He is quite gravity challenged, I would say…

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Marcus: Mysterious patterns of these cards tell me… I’M A MALKAVIAN!

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“And when things get hot…”
“We should get out?”
“We should ​_make_​ out!”

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CL: I think we have another problem.
BB: You should know how to fend off starry-eyed women!
CL: I mean the city will possibly go ​Florence​ fast.
BB: Impossible, the architecture is much too shoddy.

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tibert 2:18 PM Father Albert shared that the poor thing was butthurt about the Tremere moving into town some time ago, and rage quit into torpor
slackbot 2:18 PM USURPERS!
tibert 2:18 PM ^’Xactly

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